INT. HALLWAY. DAY
ED BRYNE enters shot through
door way, stops and shrugs and then walks across the frame. Dressed in a black
logo t-shirt and cargo green jacket and he is carrying a cardboard box full of
books. FOUL-MOUTHED MANCAT FLUFF, sat in large card board box. Dressed in a
fluffy grey cat outfit, with a luggage tag tied to him which is labelled ‘Please
look after this cat free to good home’
FLUFF
(Struggling to say the
words)
Please...Please...Please...
FLUFF
Ed, tell me what’s going on
right now or I’m going sick up all yesterdays tuna
FLUFF makes retching sound
FLUFF
Oh
No..
ED BRYNE stands up from crouching over box and walks towards camera, tucking hair behind ears as he walks.
FLUFF
It’s that girl isn’t it?
Amoeba?!
Your mad. Shes waaay out of
your league.
(turns swiftly to face
fluff)
This has nothing to do with
Amelia. I just want to sort my life out. You know, get rid of some of the dead
wood. So, I
thought I’d take you to this great, fun place just for cats. Yeah – just until I
finish tidying up.
ED
(in an over-execrated voice,
waving his hands)
It’s
called… Pleasure Land.
FLUFF
(humouring
Ed)
Pleasure
Land? Sweet...But not before time.
ED
BYNE looks pleased and walks off camera. Door bell rings shadow of AMEILA
through frosted glass, opens door. She is dressed in a black coat with a scarf.
AMELIA
I’m
so sorry Ed, I know I’m super early! Oh my god
–
AMEILA approaches FLUFF, ED BYNE looks anxious
AMELIA
Whos
this?
ED
That’s-er-Fluff
AMELIA strokes the real cat FLUFF and picks up luggage tag
AMEILA
‘Free
to good home.’
Some
monster actually abandoned this..
Fluff
becomes the man again. She tickles his chin, whilst he looks immensely happy
with himself; shooting Ed a winning look.
AMELIA
..sweet
little creature!
AMEILA
picks up FLUFF, the real cat. In her arms FLUFF turn into the mancat and pats
AMEILA’S shoulder
AMEILA
Well
– Fluff, I guess that makes me your new mummy now.
AMEILA rubs her head against FLUFF
FLUFF
(to
Ed)
You
lying Cu...
The
End. Credits Roll.
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